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Crazy Daisy

The sexual act of standing or laying next to a partner, and flailing your dick in quick frantic circular motions while pissing or cumming. The act will simulate the 1990's summer hose spraying toy "Crazy Daisy," and will leave your partner sufficiently drenched in your fluids.
I was horny, and I had to take a piss, so rather than go downstairs to the bathroom, I just gave Christi the ole' Crazy Daisy.
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bumpsy daisy 

doing a suave turn onto grass or the side of a road.
"Hold tight for the bumpsy daisy" - Joker
bumpsy daisy by pierre March 19, 2003

The Daisy 

When several males have intercourse with one woman (or man) All 6-8 dicks in one whole make a pattern much like a daisy.
Dude can you believe what a slut she was, she did The Daisy bro.
The Daisy by whymenow April 25, 2011

leave daisy alone 

tyler leave daisy alone
leave daisy alone by hoe696969 June 20, 2020

Crazy Daisy

A third person added to a current relationship for sexual gratification, strictly during the summer months.
"Babe, summer is finally here! Time to find us a crazy daisy now that we're all vaxxed up and ready to mingle"

Driving Ms. Daisy 

You are driving and your girlfriend is sitting in the backseat, and she proceeds to jerk you off.
Martin: Dude, why is Julie sitting in the back seat?

Malcom: She just gave me the "Driving Ms. Daisy"!

Martin: No shit! I thought you'd just spilled chowder on the upholstery...

Dollop of Daisy 

When a man ejaculates into a bowl or cup, then whps it up into a fluffy substance using a whisk or fork, then flings it onto a females facial, chest or vaginal area.
Dollop of Daisy by rustycarl112 April 13, 2010