A nickname/pronoun that is applied to an individual with a skill, personality, or physical attribute (such as playing the guitar, nice sense of humor, or a well toned body) that makes him particularly attractive to women. This term has been originally coined by Geoff Ramsey of Rooster Teeth on the Rooster Teeth podcast.
by PabloJeezy November 5, 2011
Get the Doctor Pussy Magnet mug.As in The Eagles song Life in the Fast Lane. "He said call the doctor, I think I'm gonna crash. The doctor said he's coming, but you gotta pay in cash."
by P-Ron March 9, 2010
Get the Doctor mug.A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
by AliceBobCarol October 17, 2013
Get the facebook doctor mug.who done it?
dr shizzle, dr shizzle izzle who shizzle.
who?
doctor who-shizzle. period.
is that like the drizzle?
.....hello?.....
.....(quiet whisper).................hello?.....................
dr shizzle, dr shizzle izzle who shizzle.
who?
doctor who-shizzle. period.
is that like the drizzle?
.....hello?.....
.....(quiet whisper).................hello?.....................
by morphin mizzle July 25, 2010
Get the doctor who-shizzle mug.He is a great doctor but thinks he is a financial genius. That is why society pays him 20 times the average salary so after he pisses 90% of it away we don't have to deal with homeless doctors.
by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014
Get the Doctor mug.In most parts of the world even without a well established public healthcare system such as India, a doctor is someone who attempts to treat illnesses in people, fix injuries, and give valuable advice. They seem gloomy, and deppressive because they don't want to get your hopes up only to have you reinjured again(and they don't want to get sued for giving bad advice).
In North America however they are exactly what most people associate lawyers with; shameless salesmen who just want to rip someone off for money.
This is very capitalist, and one can hardly blame the doctor if every doctor in the country is doing it, but really they are not even helping themselves like this.
Fun facts: Inability to pay medical bills are the cause of 80% of bankruptcies in America.
GP visits in America usually cost upwards of $250, while in places like Australia which has roughly similar $ value, and the UK which has a much higher $ value, GP visits only cost $75 tops, usually including medicine costs.
In North America however they are exactly what most people associate lawyers with; shameless salesmen who just want to rip someone off for money.
This is very capitalist, and one can hardly blame the doctor if every doctor in the country is doing it, but really they are not even helping themselves like this.
Fun facts: Inability to pay medical bills are the cause of 80% of bankruptcies in America.
GP visits in America usually cost upwards of $250, while in places like Australia which has roughly similar $ value, and the UK which has a much higher $ value, GP visits only cost $75 tops, usually including medicine costs.
"I went in for a stomach ache and a flu, they told me to speak to the available surgeon, he wanted to give me a colonoscopy, which was not only completely unecessary, but would have cost me nearly $2000.
I told him I would have to check with my insurance company, and left."
You see Doctors in America are worse than lawyers these days.
I told him I would have to check with my insurance company, and left."
You see Doctors in America are worse than lawyers these days.
by CocoabutterNapalm May 21, 2011
Get the Doctor mug.by Doctor Rooth June 7, 2004
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