Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.

"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"

by Spootybeaver113 May 24, 2012

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi April 24, 2012

Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).

"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"

by teabrizzee April 24, 2023

Cotton Vag.

When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .

Baby you've been smoking some loud cuz you've got a bad case of cotton vag.

by BrianJenny April 09, 2018

butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.

Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!

by B1G B3N November 04, 2017

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by October 03, 2020

Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by October 03, 2020