Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

pp cotton

word to describe the filling materials of a plushie that has been used as a fleshlight

Finna make my new plushie's cotton into pp cotton

wtf

by hamburgerkingburgersubway November 23, 2023

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Ethan Cotton

An extremely sexy man
also known as MR SWARVE

Ethan Cotton just fucked ur mum

by The sneaky manz January 30, 2022

Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

Cotton

The thing yall black ninjas love picking.

White man with a whip: Pick the cotton faster you black ninja.

Black person: Yes my almighty master.

by Esclavonegro2 January 24, 2024