Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

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Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.

by Hadrian April 3, 2023

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pp cotton

word to describe the filling materials of a plushie that has been used as a fleshlight

Finna make my new plushie's cotton into pp cotton

wtf

by hamburgerkingburgersubway November 23, 2023

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The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

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