A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025
Get the Corporate cuckmug. A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.
by portapattie May 9, 2023
Get the Corporate Dirtbagmug. A female that is feisty, uptight and hard-working but also friendly.Always after Business deals and involved in anything that has to do with Finance. She makes the best deal in the Organization.
Corporate does not like overfamilarity.
Corporate does not like overfamilarity.
by Angel Ginny February 15, 2020
Get the Corporatemug. Lego corporation with a mass amount of resources. Consists of all males without any women in sight. Has edgy kids named the Department of Operations.
Hey, did you see the awesome group Nova Corporation?
Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
Nah, I got banned for blowing up a random bookshelf.
by tfkcrkk February 19, 2024
Get the Nova Corporationmug. by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019
Get the corporate criminalmug. The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
Get the Corporate Sicknessmug. Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.
Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!
by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022
Get the corporate graffitimug.