One of the highest taxed states in the U.S. Commonly seen as the "rich state". The state where there is absolutely nothing to do besides work, drive around, go to Foxwoods/Mohegan Sun, or drink/do drugs.
Connecticut very rarely pumps out any pro or semi-pro athletes at all. Home to cities and counties such as Farfield (the rich part), New Haven (the wannabe NYC Bronx), Hartford (New England street racing central), and New London/Groton-Mystic County (the extremely boring part where the casinos call home).
If you want to move to a boring state then you can choose Connecticut.
Connecticut very rarely pumps out any pro or semi-pro athletes at all. Home to cities and counties such as Farfield (the rich part), New Haven (the wannabe NYC Bronx), Hartford (New England street racing central), and New London/Groton-Mystic County (the extremely boring part where the casinos call home).
If you want to move to a boring state then you can choose Connecticut.
Jake: Yo dawg, you're moving to Connecticut. What, did your parents hit the lotto or something?
Bill: Nah man, my dad got a job at Pfizer there. I have a pen-pal that lives there. He told me to prepare myself with a handgun, Abercrombie shirts, and a bottle of scotch.... Sounds like hell.
Bill: Nah man, my dad got a job at Pfizer there. I have a pen-pal that lives there. He told me to prepare myself with a handgun, Abercrombie shirts, and a bottle of scotch.... Sounds like hell.
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My native state, Connecticut. If you can spell it you must be from there. But where? Certainty not Fairfield County, that appendage of New York. We hear tell it was seized in colonial times because New York wanted Long Island. No, that is in NO WAY The Nutmeg State. And hey, we ARE the Nutmeg State, not some hoypaloy Constitution State, let’s be real. Yes, I am from Connecticut, New London County to be exact. We sometimes think we are the forgotten part. The Merritt Parkway and Berlin Turnpike don’t run through our part of the state. Hartford keeps neglecting to fund Route 11.
We are the quiet seafaring part of the state. Picturesque harbors, quaint small towns and a deep Swamp Yankee heritage. Corn fields growing in the summer sun and ton of apples and apple cider in the fall from our numerous farms. Yup, we still have them. We also have those New England accents, us and Windham County to the north. We are diehard BoSox fans, Celtics, Bruins and Pats, too. We are where Whalers put out in the hunt for whale oil and where the first ship powered by atomic energy set sail as well. Today it rests as a national monument, moored in the Thames River at the main gate of the United States Submarine Base New London in Groton. We also have the most popular attractions in the state, Mystic Marinelife Aquarium and The Mystic Seaport. Oh, and did I mention our Native Americans? Their creative buisness side burst forth and spawned two mega casinos and show places, Mohican Sun and the largest casino in the world, Foxwoods.
Yup, we ARE Connecticut
We are the quiet seafaring part of the state. Picturesque harbors, quaint small towns and a deep Swamp Yankee heritage. Corn fields growing in the summer sun and ton of apples and apple cider in the fall from our numerous farms. Yup, we still have them. We also have those New England accents, us and Windham County to the north. We are diehard BoSox fans, Celtics, Bruins and Pats, too. We are where Whalers put out in the hunt for whale oil and where the first ship powered by atomic energy set sail as well. Today it rests as a national monument, moored in the Thames River at the main gate of the United States Submarine Base New London in Groton. We also have the most popular attractions in the state, Mystic Marinelife Aquarium and The Mystic Seaport. Oh, and did I mention our Native Americans? Their creative buisness side burst forth and spawned two mega casinos and show places, Mohican Sun and the largest casino in the world, Foxwoods.
Yup, we ARE Connecticut
Swamp Yankee: "Where you from"?
Fairfield Resident: "Connecticut"!
Swamp Yankee: "By golly so am I. What part"?
Fairfield Resident: "Fairfield".
Swamp Yankee, in disgust. "That ain't Connecticut you are an branch of New York City, not fit for human beings to live in"!
Fairfield Resident: "Connecticut"!
Swamp Yankee: "By golly so am I. What part"?
Fairfield Resident: "Fairfield".
Swamp Yankee, in disgust. "That ain't Connecticut you are an branch of New York City, not fit for human beings to live in"!
by Connecticut Yankee December 9, 2008
Get the connecticut mug.a place where all the kids go to rich private schools. they all compete at what ivy colleges they want to go to from the age of 12. if you go to boarding school its not uncommon. many rich famous people have five houses in kent,ct or wilton,ct.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.
kids work their asses off starting from grade school just to brag about what colleges they want to go to.getting an -A is not spectacular its expected. the end.
you have three houses and maybe an apartment building on the upper east side. all the teenagers have bmw's. they spend all their parents money and use it to buy drugs... many people are rich but they don't have to say anything because well.. it shows.
1:" what college do you want to go to?"
2: columbia. duh
1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.
2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in
1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct
you know you live in connecticut when
you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,
you have three different tutors
one for ... school, SAT's and another language
all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it
in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school
when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18
everyone where burkenstocks or uggs
if you dont own an iphone people think your poor
all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is
all the kids go to cancun on weekends
when you live down the street from oscar de la renta
when there are hardly any street lights
everyone is asleep at 7
the students have 2 cars by age 20
everyone goes to a tropical islands during
winter break
perfection is a life style
most people go to private schools
new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs
there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator
you have to drive everywhere
skiing and snowboarding become a way of life
when you have a nanny and a maid
when everyone is skinny
when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters
living in brigeport is social suicide
all the rich kids buy drugs
when like and um is used in every sentence
your rich and you know it ..
when any college besides princeton isnt an option
your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you
when you can show everyone martha's exact adress
when your living in oprahs old house
when your parents are richer than denzel washighton
when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie
when you have a vietmanese adopted brother
when your parents go to parties with hugh heff
when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town
when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you
when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away
you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California
everyone pops their collar
when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids
you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem
your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place
you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece
when you never go without
if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence
the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste
when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show
when tennis is the only spring sport played
2: columbia. duh
1: but you got like a 900 on the sat's. your dumb as bricks.
2: well both my parents went their and they will buy me in
1: oh i see you must be from Wilton,ct
you know you live in connecticut when
you go to boarding schools like
kent,canterbury, marvelwood, andover choate,
you have three different tutors
one for ... school, SAT's and another language
all the kids pretend its so lame when they really love it
in a school of over 2,000 only five black kids can be found. if your lucky. you will rarely find any hispanics maybe an asian but that only if you go to boarding school
when your best friends are from turkey, california, nantucket, nepal.. and your met them at boarding school when you were sent away at age 14-18
everyone where burkenstocks or uggs
if you dont own an iphone people think your poor
all of the females 25 and under wear a side pony tail with leggings and uggs no matter what season it is
all the kids go to cancun on weekends
when you live down the street from oscar de la renta
when there are hardly any street lights
everyone is asleep at 7
the students have 2 cars by age 20
everyone goes to a tropical islands during
winter break
perfection is a life style
most people go to private schools
new canan, westport,wilton, darian are for snobs
there are pointless stores like chicos and posh,and gator
you have to drive everywhere
skiing and snowboarding become a way of life
when you have a nanny and a maid
when everyone is skinny
when the mothers are thinner than their teenage daughters
living in brigeport is social suicide
all the rich kids buy drugs
when like and um is used in every sentence
your rich and you know it ..
when any college besides princeton isnt an option
your fluent is spanish and french from your nannys that
raised you
when you can show everyone martha's exact adress
when your living in oprahs old house
when your parents are richer than denzel washighton
when your parents adopt more kids from forgein countries than angelia jolie
when you have a vietmanese adopted brother
when your parents go to parties with hugh heff
when you can name at least 10 famous people from hollywood that live in your town
when you see kira sedgwick in the grocery store and it doesn't phase you
when you take the train to the city for fun cause its less than an hour away
you have a house worth more than halle berrys child or the state of California
everyone pops their collar
when in a school on 2,000 there are only 4 black kids
you think new haven is as ghetto as harlem
your best friend is from turkey or some exotic place
you have to own some sort of patagonia or north face( bookbag, fleece
when you never go without
if you don't own at least 1 coach or burberry item everyone questions your existence
the only acceptable polo shirt is ralph lauren or lacoste
when lacrosse and soccer moms run the show
when tennis is the only spring sport played
by Julia alexis. the hippie March 20, 2009
Get the Connecticut mug.The most liberal state in the United States of America.
Also known as the place with no ghetto and with a bunch of liberal butlers and maids.
Also known as the place with no ghetto and with a bunch of liberal butlers and maids.
How many Connecticutans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
NONE, they get their LIBERAL BUTLERS to do it for them
NONE, they get their LIBERAL BUTLERS to do it for them
by Brad Freimuth March 4, 2007
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Be prepared to endure long roads filled with 16 wheelers and people other than connecticut residents. People tend to ask themselves when they left the highway, and somehow ended up on someone's private road with nice cut grass and spacious trees. Don't fret... It's just the Merritt Parkway.
Be prepared to endure long roads filled with 16 wheelers and people other than connecticut residents. People tend to ask themselves when they left the highway, and somehow ended up on someone's private road with nice cut grass and spacious trees. Don't fret... It's just the Merritt Parkway.
by Dueyutah June 12, 2007
Get the Connecticut mug.My home state in which I have spent half my life so far. Get this through your thick heads america, WE ARE ALL NOT RICH! I lived in Waterbury which is really ghetto and filled with blacks and hispanics.
The Connecticut that I know is far different from what comes to mind for everyone else. The Connecticut that I know is a rough and tumble place full of alcoholics and people recently laid off from their $75k+ factory jobs. It's a small place where people think small and use small words. (Forgive me Peter Gabriel) Contrary to CT having a high IQ, most nutmeggers I knew were just a notch above retarded.
Which is why I moved to Orlando, Florida where I increased my standard of living for much less money
The Connecticut that I know is far different from what comes to mind for everyone else. The Connecticut that I know is a rough and tumble place full of alcoholics and people recently laid off from their $75k+ factory jobs. It's a small place where people think small and use small words. (Forgive me Peter Gabriel) Contrary to CT having a high IQ, most nutmeggers I knew were just a notch above retarded.
Which is why I moved to Orlando, Florida where I increased my standard of living for much less money
by Disco88 March 25, 2009
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