Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a very nice but he is gay. He enjoys getting his little hole getting opened with enormous cocks that drops pre-cum every minute. He would hop on top and give you the best fucks.

You should always fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher Flatt

An awesome guy who cooks excellent soups! And has great taste in hats.

That soup has definitely been Christopher flatted

by Watchingforredflags December 18, 2022

Christopher

Christopher is a unique person even though most times he isn't being serious he will make you feel like the most important person alive if I were you and I had a Christopher I would cherish every moment with him and hold him tight and never let go Christopher makes a lot of jokes but if you tell him you feel some type of way he will try his hardest to understand you so don't abuse your Christopher privilege because once he's gone you are going to miss him more than ever

Christopher is the best person ever.

by ejtugvaewhsiokanjevwpidfiv November 20, 2023

christopher capers

Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083

Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus

by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.

Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat

by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022