Those strawberry hard candies with the soft center. They come individually wrapped to look like real strawberries. Every grandma's got 'em.
by MelBleezy September 30, 2010
Get the Nanna Candiesmug. The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.
"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"
"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"
"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"
by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010
Get the Desperation Candymug. Any Halloween trick-or-treater who is clearly too old to be asking you for candy. Candy Cougars could be anyone who is legally old enough to have a job, vote, drive a car, is pregnant, and is at your door asking for free candy.
by Brudas November 1, 2010
Get the Candy Cougarmug. by pseudonymous coward November 20, 2013
Get the pull a candymug. alisha is one of the most amazing people ever, she has that username on tiktok but her username on instagram is xoxoalishacandy.
if you see this alisha, i love you so much 💕
if you see this alisha, i love you so much 💕
by i love alisha <3 July 18, 2020
Get the alisha...candymug. A derogatory label applied to a person prone to inappropriately storing candy in their undergarments, usually for the illicit enticement of minors.
by Sean Krausz December 30, 2010
Get the Candi Pantzmug. Small pieces of candy or pills that have been stored in some guys sweaty foreskin for consumption later.
by TIMLOW July 24, 2019
Get the bag candymug.