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colostolingus 

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.
Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.
colostolingus by YAWA September 14, 2022

Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Colorado Crab Cake by JTabd July 10, 2023

Colorful kid 

Some kid who's highly stupid and tries to make comebacks that doesn't even make the slightest sense, retardism

Colorful kid can also mean special ed
Person 1 is a colorful kid, he's retarded
Colorful kid by luvcartier August 8, 2023

Techno-colored yawn 

"man i wasnt feeling well at the party last night and did the Techno-colored yawn all over the yard."
Techno-colored yawn by Darth Roach February 5, 2010

The Colorado Yardsale 

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.
I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale
The Colorado Yardsale by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016

the colorado yardsale 

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm
I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale
the colorado yardsale by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016