by mikesbleedinganus November 9, 2023

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.
MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.
by roberst September 6, 2011

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.
(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.
(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!
(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!
by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!
by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

by Mid Foley May 31, 2022

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023
