Battycrese

someone who acts a bit of a div or some one who acts stupid and messes around Also it can be used for an old persons fanny

if you see someone messing around with your stuff you would call them a battycrese

by Gypo Haz March 31, 2010

Battyclava

An all encompassing and particularly heavy shit engulfing someones face.

I shat so heavy that I gave the bitch a battyclava.

by DJSF April 1, 2010

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Betty etty sketty fetty

A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud

Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

Betty White

the cooler way of saying bet.

Person 1 “ wanna take pics tomorrow?”

Person 2 “bet”

Way cooler person 3 “betty white”

by oLdToWnRoAd April 7, 2019

Betty

Literally the cutest bean to ever exist and she's so nice.

Man 1: Is that Betty?!
Man 2: Holy hek it is.
Man 1: She's so cute.

by Bob 69420 May 7, 2020

Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021