someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

someone who hates women

a female who hates women but loves boys

someone who hates women is like “ugh she’s talking to my man’s she’s such a lydia O.L.K”

by beansbigballs October 2, 2023

someone cool

A human being actually decent enough to get this title (Note: Nobody currently has it and nobody has.)

you all suck, someone cool is never gonna show up

by life rlly sucks July 2, 2022

to jenny with someone

To jenny with someone, means to spend time with a special someone, someone who means a great deal to another. These two people get together and do intimate things such as watch Netflix, eat chips, and talk about life.

I'm busy tomorrow, I'm going to jenny with someone.

by Hizachary September 4, 2016

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021