basically when your jerking off, and when ur abt to cum it like... idk how to say this.. spurts out asffff like one second after another shit could be everywhere, like busting the biggest load of your life. its fun, i could lend you my dick to try it sometime. maybe less then a second actually. thats all!
by idkwhattoputhere8 August 14, 2024
Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 02, 2024
by toad307 November 26, 2015
by Izthizokay July 23, 2017
The average high school white boys playlist that they swear is straight heat. Mainly consists of Drake, Kanye, lil baby, overplayed hits from 2016, and one MGK song. This person also swears they are the best aux at parties.
Person 1: Broooo you have to check out my playlist, this shit is straight heat!
Person 2: dude, that such a basic playlist, just because you have Love Sosa in there does not mean you have a good playlist.
Person 2: dude, that such a basic playlist, just because you have Love Sosa in there does not mean you have a good playlist.
by FREE TAY K May 23, 2022
Adheres to mainstream culture and whatever is considered on trend
E.g. a lover of trash tv, Bieber, PSL
E.g. a lover of trash tv, Bieber, PSL
by Girltalksonline December 20, 2023