Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats.

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

Literally batman

Micheala dunne.

She is literally batman.

by Johnny cage December 5, 2023

aboriginal batman

figure of the penrith community, usually spotted by his distinct deep voice and batman suit and for his possible but apparent addiction to some sort of drug

pinga 1: HOLY CUNT THATS ABORIGINAL BATMAN!!!!!
unkyjay: ye nah ye nah ur right cobba maybe that is lets go talk to the cunt aye

by big albo of penrith October 21, 2025

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

Batmaning

To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.

person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"

by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015

Batman

A guy that will start a fight in the middle of a club.

Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020

Batman

The dumbass who started the coronavirus

“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”

by DimpLick September 6, 2020