stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.

stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.

“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”

by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019

Kentucky Fried Blumpkin

Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.

Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.

by Thunderwulf June 30, 2005

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

Double blumpkin supreme

Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.

We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme

by D-Bone February 23, 2005

Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.

Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.

by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012