Bailey Holcombe

Bailey Holcombe is an alpha specimen who has a cock the size of Russia and that can ejaculate so hard, his penis is technically a weapon of war. Bailey is the most fucking fit boy in the universe period. Bailey has a heart almost the size of his cock, leagally people has to wear glasses to look at him or they might go in a state of pure orgasmic glory that the rest of there life will be pure agony and it will almost make any girl commit suicide. Bailey runs a small drug trade of 1200000 women and no men and he earns bare bank on the daily and plays Fortnite on the daily

My name is Bailey Holcombe. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Bath, where all the rich kid house are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Mr. Gills department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

by JOE IS SOOOO FAT January 29, 2020

Bailey

a fucking dumb gay piece of shit, shes probably blonde and hates men

"is she a bailey"
"uh duh have you seen her"

by fuckyouimmelissa September 15, 2020

baelan

the most bad ass bitch ever and hunter and skye should date. also baelan is super hot and gets all the girls he is super sexy

baelan is sexy

by dogomus070 January 12, 2021

pro bail

abreviation of 'professional bail', means to jump ship or just straight up run away. It's professional if you do it on the down low so noone even knows your dogging it.

husband "hay baby iv had such a long day rekon you could help me relax?"
wife "i think iv got an infection or something have you got someone on the side?"
husband "ummm im just gonna go out for a smoke ok hun"
*pro bail/run for hills

by polly hatterson January 22, 2009

avery bailey

tik tok star // the sweetest human being ever, she’s stunning and has many fans who she inspires daily

omg avery baileys new tik toks were so pretty

by user13311331 May 1, 2019

Bake and Bail

Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.

Opposite of Wake and Bake.

Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*

Tomorrow

Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!

by JDWJDWJDW February 22, 2012

bailiwick

A euphemism for a farm girl's private area.

Riding that horse sure hurt my bailiwick!

by grammarsnobbbb July 9, 2012