A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
The type of thing you say when something is true, yet annoying or just bad. This phrase in particular can be traced back to the age of the vikings (800-1000) and some ancient documents found in the famous cave Snällajagberdigvarrolig. They used to pray in this cave, and a phrase they used to reach out to god was “bruuuh true tho”. It has been said that they brought this phrase as a part of their culture to Funnyanymoreland, which is a top secret country on an Island in the pacific sea. Many have compared Funnyanymoreland to Wakanda, since Wakanda remained secret.
Not gonna lie but your deadlift is trash! I can take the weight of a pickup x class more than you!
-bruh true tho
-bruh true tho
by BigPapa69420974 March 31, 2022
A standing force of Bruh Potential that accelerates or escalates within a relatively short amount of time. Typically painful when introduced to the senses of humans.
by Sully - ShorelineVic May 06, 2019
when u and ur homie are having intense anal sex but then he shits on ur dick so he has to lick it off
by MrGrapss December 15, 2018
by Beta hater June 01, 2020
bruh school is shit
by OH NO THEY HAD SEGGS ON THE February 14, 2021