Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

alien.._..vr

The best gorilla tag player ever

Oh no alien.._..vr joined we need to leave

by Too monke February 28, 2022

Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026

the aliens

the aliens are the aliens. (no but this is based off a true story down below)

one summer in 2024..
*me and friend talking*
Me: and then they come to space

Friend: like the aliens!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*kid turns around*
Kid: wait..

Kid: t-t-t-the aliens?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👁️👄👁️
*silence*
Me: uhh yeah?
Friend: ..
(and that was awkward)
(side note we were getting ice cream)

by school_chromebook_user January 9, 2026