When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. an amazing person with great music taste and funny humour and great taste in movies and shows, will correct you're grammar alot which is very scary. always use the right grammar around them.
"oh my god is that THE Matilda Alice Robinson with great music taste and great taste in movies and shows??"
by matildasbiggestfan August 4, 2025
Get the Matilda Alice Robinsonmug. Lovely girl loves to fart subtly on top of men so beware. Pretty phat ass wit some nice mommy milkers n a dodgy personality that some find funny but some don’t
by aw5917042 November 22, 2021
Get the Alice donkermug. alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.
her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.
people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.
alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.
she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.
whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.
when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
by isupportchelseanotunited November 24, 2021
Get the Alicemug. Alice is the quiet girl in the back of class. She doesn't talk much but she is extremely nice, sometimes too nice and always puts others before herself. She loves everyone and is never judgmental. She may be quiet at first but once you get to know her she is full of energy and loves to get into trouble. Even thought she doesn't know it she is very beautiful and talented. She is the kind of person you want to be friends with.
by veryswag_person November 22, 2021
Get the Alicemug. Alice is a girl who is smart, beautiful, talented, and respects everyone. She thinks ahead, and always stays positive. She is the best person you’ll ever meet. Her smile is like gold. An Alice has the most beautifulest personality you’ll meet.She has been through some stuff but with the help of her family she will forget about all the bad things and remember the special moments in her life. She may or may not have grandkids but if she does,her grandkid(s) would want her to know that they love her so much and without her, they wouldn’t know where they would be at without her. An Alice is very very beautiful and very very special. So if you ever find an Alice, KEEP THEM!!
by WonderGurl101 December 19, 2021
Get the Alicemug.