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You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!
I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like
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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
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Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
by cyber delazy February 1, 2020
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Act As One

Act As One is a Michigan Pop Punk/Easycore Band from Saginaw. They consist of Shawn Brown, Matt Fieth, Taylor Nagel, Ben Hoffman, and Jared McNally. They played at Vans Warped Tour Ernie Ball Battle Of The Bands 14
Bro, Did you see Act As One at Warped Tour? They were sick!
by EZCoreRevival2K25! March 27, 2025
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Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.
E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.
by Henge November 5, 2019
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