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Ron

Ron

Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.

When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Scenario A
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."

Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017
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Ron

A fat israeli dick that won't follow the jewish eating rules or shit, a guy that talks to all the teachers in order to get good grades and actually succedes. Someone that has a chin as big as a cow and a moustache that will grow to being like Hitler's. A guy that always wears a combination of red, blue, and black. Sometimes he brings a blue shirt and thinks he's cool.
Let me bite you Ron!
by iamanapplepen April 3, 2019
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J*ron

by joshf22 December 3, 2023
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L Ron Gardner

Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
by A Respected Authority November 22, 2020
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Bi-ron

Bi-ron- 1)to stalk a female for weeks before asking them out so you can pretend to have common interest.
2) to have a micro penis.
1)That chick is hot. I might go pull a Bi-ron so I can trick her into letting me take her out.
2) God sure showed me who's the boss by giving me this Bi-ron.
by Bag Boss October 19, 2022
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Ron Weasley

Ronald Weasley is a red haired creature who is a pure blood. He comes from the weasley family Which are very poor. They mostly wear second hand robes until they struck it rich by marrying and leaching off other families ie Potter and Granger whole Ron Weasley hangs out in the Joke Shop. He has average grades and is often overshadowed.
Ron Weasley is someone you do not want to turn out
by Illiterate AK47 April 4, 2022
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The Ron Coe Plan B

When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.
Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!
by adtr160 October 23, 2017
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