Joel

by Flowtop January 06, 2020
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pussy slayer(cat fucker)
more obsessed with cats then the Egyptians
Where did my cat go?
fuck, must be Joel, hes at it again!
by Fat Milf April 06, 2022
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Joels are literally Sex Gods. All Joels are obsessed with sex. He is not an alpha male but he has traits of an alpha male. He can have sex more than 3 times in a row without resting. His body isn't his only tool for sex, he also has a number of sex toys that he uses to assist him in making love. He is also incredibly creative with sexual techniques. Joels usually impress people with their korean style fashion taste or formal suits, they may also brag about their sexual experiences but above all they are incredibly talented at many things such as magic tricks or butterfly knives tricks or karambit tricks. Besides being Sex Gods Joels are also incredibly sweet and caring. They may not have many friends but they are loyal as fuck to the small friends they have. Joels may be incredibly annoying at times and may say wrong things to hurt you but his love and cuteness will make up for it. Joels are also incredibly dangerous people as they are incredibly skilled at fighting with fist and fighting with knives. Joels will fight anyone who disrespect him. Joels might forgive you if you hurt him but he will kill anyone who hurts their girlfriends, friends and family
Adam: Hey Britney i heard you and Joel are dating??
Britney: Oh yeah i am dating him and his sex toys
Adam: Oh nice
by Joel Oppar November 23, 2021
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is a very ugly person and is very bad at talking to people and sucks with conversations
u are joel "ugly"
by ur bad at fornite kid June 01, 2022
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Joel is so dumb and just the most annoying person in the whole school. He thinks he's hot shit but he sucks at everything.
"Whos that?"
"Oh that's Joel, the loser"
by ARoche February 05, 2020
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A clumsy, unclean fellow, small and childish, known for scratching himself in public. Joel is often a drunkard and cannot live without his ale.
by David Wench Varghese February 17, 2025
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He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.
by Jamal505 August 11, 2024
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