cancer session

Time spent smoking a cigarette. So called because cigarettes cause cancer.

The employee stood for ten minutes outside in the rain, wind, and hail, missing an important phone call. Then he returned from his cancer session, in which he satisfied his nicotine craving.

by Boxcar Bob January 11, 2009

testicular cancer

According to the Bible, (Samuel 5:6-9) testicular cancer was one of God's many pestilences.

But after they had moved it, the LORD's hand was against that city, throwing it into a great panic. He afflicted the people of the city, both young and old, with an outbreak of tumors.
And it was so, that, after they had carried it about, the hand of the LORD was against the city with a very great destruction: and he smote the men of the city, both small and great, and they had emerods in their secret parts.

This isn't the only mention of testicular cancer: if the repeated use of 'hand' didn't tip you off; the Bible(s) is/are very repetitive

by Daughter of Set July 6, 2006

gay cancer

A homosexual male that is ruining potential social progress of other homosexuals. An individual considered to be gay cancer is typically looked down on by other homosexuals and almost always fits the demeaning gay stereotype.

Stella: Did you hear what Jamie was talking about in class? The professor was totally disgusted and called him the most obnoxious person he has ever met.
Mario: He's such gay cancer

by Bauzas March 28, 2008

peniscular cancer

Peniscular cancer is another form of testicular cancer, except it's on the penis...not the balls.

This sucks...I hate peniscular cancer.

by i_hate_peniscular_cancer May 28, 2006

butthole cancer

a more humorous form of colon cancer

johhny: dude, my gerbil just died. doc says its from colon cancer.
Johnny: wtf? how did he get butthole cancer?

by tallywacker June 10, 2008

cancer pipe

shanking a pop can with a knife, or numerous time with a pin, then bending it in half to form a bowl

used for smoking marijuana in conditions where you don't have a pipe, bong, or rollies

use with caution! inhaling aluminum is bad for you

My friends had bud, but no pipe, so we made a cancer pipe.

by 420boi May 15, 2007

cancer man

the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.

cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.

by Allyson Rose August 2, 2006