A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
by Bbldrizzycb May 22, 2025
by 1337badgers December 26, 2020
by Crazyfrikncatcher April 05, 2021
A mystical gifted but slightly dubious woodland creature, who is more potent in moonlight. Has been spotted knocking around with San, Dee, and wee special Sue in the Dublin area
"Oh look, it's badger and her bandits. Jesus what ever you do, don't look her in the eyes. You don't want to end up like wee mental Kevin from Rathcoole, sure his face looks like his arsehole now, it was a pure mauling!!!"
by Badgerhands October 14, 2020
Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020
Whilst this may be a noun for the little black and white animal that sniffles amongst leaves, nibbles on earthworms and digs muddy holes at nighttime, the word 'badger' has an entirely alternate definition in another context. This word can be used to describe anyone who is caught sneaking around other people's business where they're not wanted and joining in on other people's banter of which he does not comprehend. Using the terms 'badgery' and 'badgering' also carry the same meaning.
Person L: "I've fookin had enough of that little badgery boy Steven joining in on our banter"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
Person J: "I know exactly what ya mean mate, he's always badgering around in our business ennit"
by Los Bantros de Frazola November 26, 2014