July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.
Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
by Mr.smiles_XD January 02, 2022
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person 9

the nerd of the example world

person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd
person 1 hi person 2 7 8 and 9
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination

person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room
by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022
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October 9

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.
by personguyboy October 08, 2021
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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks
Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches
by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021
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January 9

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!
by Pissrocket January 09, 2022
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December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?
This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.
by Krkič December 09, 2020
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December 9

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9
by sadieluna December 07, 2019
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