November 5th

The national day to kick Kate, Sophie, keely or india !

“wow its november 5th! i cant wait to kick sophie!”

by yolomam101 November 4, 2019

January 5th

Kiss or hug your boyfriend day

girl: kisses boyfriend
boy:why you kiss me
girl: todays january 5th

by daddy 7275683269 December 22, 2021

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

december 5th

national give ur boyfriend a scrunchie day

alex: its december 5th
ella:oh yeah heres my scrunchie

by ilovefood727 December 5, 2020

May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022