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Slippery Spence 

This act conatains Three Stages:

1. Firstly the two boys widen each other's bums by teasing them open with a luke-warm desert spoon.

2. The nose/mouth area is completely inserted into the freshly opened fleshy ring and they deply inhale, causing them to choke and faeces to come out, this choking action closes their bums, creating a smacking noise to which they spin 180 degrees so that they are in the classic 69 position.

3. The penises soaked in opaque chicken stock until the jap's eye is nice and dilated (as well as increasing the girth and creating a nice chickeny aroma.)
Tongues are inserted into each others cock hole with a squeaky pop (similar sound to the test for hydrogen.)
Finally, when the climax is inevitable, the two young boys look each other in the eye and tell each other, "Slippery Spence".
then they let their juices exchange and the chickeny broth is enjoyed by both parties.
"Reet lad, what you up to tonight?"

"might do a bit of revision"

"narrr"

"why? what you doing?"

"nout, yet"

"oh right"








"Slippery Spence?"

"Uh huh ; )"
(shows him the chicken stock)
Slippery Spence by Pauly wankz January 26, 2009

Hot Spenser 

When a girl has her period on your bed and then jerks you off onto the period fluid and somehow your semen fertilizes the egg. Then a kid grows on your bed.
The hot Spenser seriously makes no sense.
Hot Spenser by ricky keegler November 2, 2008

Spence School 

All girls school founded in 1892 on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Girls that get into the Ivy League while looking hot. In one word: perfect.
Spence girls do it better (unofficial school motto)...

Spence girls know how to use hairbrushes (see W article)...
Spence School by Clara B. February 6, 2005

spence school 

an all girls private school in nyc where the girls are pretty and perfect and always get what they want in life
"not for school but for life we learn"

"spence girls do it better" (but really do it best)
spence school by watch_me_shine April 28, 2005

Reyna Spence 

As in a teen girl who is pretty and beautiful :)
hey you look so reyna spence <3
that shirt looks reyna spence on you
Reyna Spence by ..hell.girl.. March 30, 2009