A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021
Get the Bag of chocolatemug. The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
by waynestayne September 4, 2016
Get the bag jammug. by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019
Get the trashtic bagsmug. Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.
by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021
Get the Who let the cat outta da BAGmug. by bombazzbutters June 30, 2011
Get the dooba bagmug. A person that is seemingly nice in the beginning of a relationship but ends up cheating, abusing (both physically and verbally), and showing complete degradation of one's significant other. Usually has intellectual capacity and most likely works a simple job requiring little responsibility possibly in the military. Someon who purposefully breaks multiple laws and expects to get away with them only to act shocked when caught. Shows great laziness in most cases and little drive to do better in life.
Hey that fire fighter is a shit-bag he gets off every other day but refuses to use that free time to better himself or work a second job.
by Iyadsyas September 29, 2015
Get the Shit-bagmug. The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
Get the Hell Michigan Bee Bagmug.