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jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018
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camera-jacked

The act of discretely stealing someone's phone, taking random pictures, and putting the phone back where you took it from. The unsuspecting victim will later find the camera-jacked photos while perusing through their photos. For maximum effect, hopefully the discovery occurs while trying to show legitimate photos with another person. Examples of camera jacked photos are: selfies, butts, or desecration of the victims personal hygiene products, like a picture of their toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
"Hi boss. I'm excited about this new promotion. Let me show you the cute pictures of my kids. What is this?!?! Why is there a picture of a hairy ass on my phone. Wait. I recognize that hairy ass. It's my husband's. He camera-jacked me again. Damn you, husband! Damn you!!!"
by JerBearGRR April 19, 2014
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jack

jack is a amazing guy who makes people so happy. He cares about his friends and family.
He loves everyone hes loyal has a perfect smile and a amazing personality. Jack is the most amazing guy in the world he deserves the best stuff to happen to him <3
by raesprom July 27, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a nice guy that loves to give out sweets and many people dislike him but many people like him
Guy: please tell me that’s not jack

Other guy: yay it’s jack.
Jack is a nice guy
by Jordan yaaa November 15, 2019
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Jack A B

Jack A B**** : half jack ass and half bitch,obnoxious etc etc.
Search that Jack a b just cut me off and almost made me wreck.
by Jack A B June 22, 2023
mugGet the Jack A Bmug.

Jack Louvar

The most likely person to shoot up a school, watch for when he puts his hands in his pockets
Jack Louvar? Did you mean 'school shooter'?
by Gnomedude February 24, 2017
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Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp
Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020
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