felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio April 25, 2018

Bag Fingers

(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.

I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.

by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014

drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.

When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog April 26, 2018

Drag the bag

When you have an assistant that drags random people to you who look suspicious.

You look suspicious come with me. says my Drag The Bag assistant to a random person who looks suspicious.

by Unahya December 08, 2020

gotcha bag man

when youve got the back of your homie

donchu worry, gotcha bag man

by thatsmaboY December 06, 2018

Blue Adidas man bag

The most hideous thing to see on earth and should be burned with the jews

That boy with that blue Adidas man bag looks like a bellend

by Horses in the back May 17, 2019

sleepy joe bag

A dub sack in Arizona

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe

by Jeepy Slow November 04, 2020