A phrase used when one either: (1) Does not know what is going on, (2) does not know what just happened, (3) does not know the answer to a question, (4) or simply would like to break the silence.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
Usually, when said phrase is used, it is followed by a near-endless spree of other quotes such as:
1.) Psh, I don't even know.
2.) Aw hail naw.
3.) Aw hail naw, cracka.
4.) Mmm hmmmm!
The phrase "I don't even know" is best used in the classic "I don't even know" speaking tone, which may only be properly "voiced" by either a colossal, Japanese monster, a small cat/kitten, or a constantly hyper-active younger brother.
by I Gojira I November 21, 2007
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Basically, "I am much richer than you, I am also better than you." Used when someone wants to show how much more powerful they are. Another form is "I could buy you and sell you."
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person: dude! did you know that mathematicians have discovered that the convergence of a sequence also means that for every epsilon greater than zero, there exists an number "N" such that if "n" is greater than "N" then the absolute value of the limit subtracted by the term is less than epsilon?
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
you: ....uhhh...
you: **short pause**
you: i don't speak japanese
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Get the i don't speak japanese mug.A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.
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In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:
"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.
But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.
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Jamaes- The Fuck I Look Like Jumping Niggas I dont KNow?
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