Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

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Foreskin cum

Fore skin cum is the cum that sticks inside your fore skin often forgotten about and molds once in molding it can only be sucked off by someone else (saliva is the only thing that can remove it) also note moldy fore skin cum can become infected and they will have to surgical remove your dick

My moldy Foreskin cum was stinging so my gf slurped it up

by dont dab February 19, 2021

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Cum

by Bettafish541 December 20, 2021

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cum chugger

Someone that enjoys mass consumption of sperm. Can be consumed from jars or from cups. Some chug from buckets, they are known as bucket chuggers.

“Yo dude adam is a cum chugger” “what the fuck”

by Hawhe February 27, 2024

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Cum sock

What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.

"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."

by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024

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