Clocktower kid

Someone that’s a fucking weirdo

Did u just see that clocktower kid skipping thru campus??

by User69420654321020305 August 12, 2024

Kid PK

Kid PK is a mystery. Kid Pk is a graffiti tagger thats never been found/seen. One of their tags is the most famous and crazy. The tag said Kid Pk and it was on a water tower. There are no ways to climb the tower except defying gravity. Now the tower has been demolished sadly but Kid Pk is a mystery

“Have you seen the new Kid PK theory”

by No.1Chainsmoker December 20, 2024

horror kid

Someone who watches too many horror movies, to the point where it has probably warped their soul.

Daniel: Ryan said he can't come out today because watching every Hellraiser movie ever made.

Sarah: What do you expect, he's a total horror kid.

by KingRymo August 20, 2017

burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025

Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021