Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.
Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 02, 2022
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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 28, 2020
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Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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Friend

It has end in it for a reason.
Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.
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who? I don't have friends
A: So you explain something and I will guess what it is.
B: The thing i don't have.
A: Friends.
by ewwwhuman May 14, 2021
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Something I don’t have and never will
Me: Hey! Wanna be friends
Them: Ew no you ugly fat rat
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Friend

That dumbass you show sympathy for.
My friend mooches some more food off me but I'm only friends 'cause he has that new PS4
by Fuckin' Up that POLE March 05, 2019
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