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Ass Twiddling

When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.

Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.
That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.
by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014
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Ass-mooing

ogling a womans ass, ogling a womans bottom

Either:

a) Admiring a hot ladies bottom from afar (to Ass-moo) with obligatory 'mmmm' noises.

b) A group of men admiring the same hot ladies bottom and subsequently following her like a kine of cows, occasionally making subconscious grunts. (Ass-mooing)
Check him out ass-mooing that girl over there

Dude, we were totally ass-mooing that girl just then

One sec, just in the middle of an ass-moo, right she's gone now, what were you saying

Here comes some hotties, get ready to ass-moo man..
by Chreg Hurlye December 12, 2014
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ass scab

An ass scab is a person with asshole friend/spouse that trys to fix the problems/situation the ass has caused
Ass: wtf you are mcdonalds and you are out of cheese burgers? Friend/spouse: im sorry he/she is being an ass. McD's worker: dude im already angry dont try to be an ass scab for that ass
by pseudonwanafukwitme October 26, 2013
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Dumb-ass

Someone who has completely missed the point or meaning of something. Someone who has made a big mistake with a simple concept. A combination of dumb (stupid, mentally challenged, unaware) and ass (denoting someone or something living).
A person who while driving a motor vehicle stops on a green light and goes on a red. Dumbass.
A burgular who breaks into a fish 'n chip shop and after cooking a feed, falls asleep to be awoken by the police and thrown in jail. Dumbass.
A person (or animal) who can be described as not knowing one end from the other.

Dumb-ass definition=Urban Dictionary's definition of sheila. Sheila means female. There is also no such thing as a sheila nigga. Nigga is a slang word used only with close mates of similar color but is used discretely incase of getting the beats, manhandled, pummeled, or just plain physically abused. For that Uban dictionary's definition is a dumb-ass definition. Almost all definitions related to sheila is wrong. The person who wrote it is a dumbass.
by dumbass sheila November 9, 2013
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ass-nag

A guy who nags a woman for anal sex.

Laura: "How's things with that hot guy going?"
Kathy: "I dumped him. He turned out to be a real ass-nag."
Laura: "Ugh, those guys are a scourge."
Kathy: "Totes."
Laura: "How's things with that hot guy going?"
Kathy: "I dumped him. He turned out to be a real ass-nag."
Laura: "Ugh, those guys are a scourge."
Kathy: "Totes."
by Ms Skippy January 26, 2015
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Ass Warrior

Male or female that has a fetish for anything ass related. Licking, sucking and biting the ass
Man Tina is an ass warrior, I didn't even have to get her drunk and she was tossing my salad
by J Neil February 16, 2015
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ass rumbler

When your fart is so violent it rumbles your ass cheeks
That was a fucking ass rumbler
by teenieweenie April 6, 2015
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