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Ass-mooing 

ogling a womans ass, ogling a womans bottom

Either:

a) Admiring a hot ladies bottom from afar (to Ass-moo) with obligatory 'mmmm' noises.

b) A group of men admiring the same hot ladies bottom and subsequently following her like a kine of cows, occasionally making subconscious grunts. (Ass-mooing)
Check him out ass-mooing that girl over there

Dude, we were totally ass-mooing that girl just then

One sec, just in the middle of an ass-moo, right she's gone now, what were you saying

Here comes some hotties, get ready to ass-moo man..
Ass-mooing by Chreg Hurlye December 12, 2014
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4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass 

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!