When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.
Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.
Kristi: I already changed the clocks.
Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.
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