Jack Ebert

Jack ebert hates god

That’s such a Jack ebert jack hates god

by Pooplord69420 January 1, 2021

Jack

A sexy swedish male with a gigachad penis who gets all the bitches. But thats not enough. He is also Giga chad.

Dan- Yo is that jack?
Tom- Yea it is!
Dan- We gotta ask him for some naked wresling.
Tom- OK. I heard that women are not enough for him.
Dan- Even better.

by Thatthotnigger May 11, 2022

Jack Lycett

A gigachad who pulls women often named Freya.

Wow, dude, you're such a Jack Lycett!

by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022

cracker jack Realtor

slang for excellent quality, or fine ability in an occupation. In this case Realtor.

Rosemary whom is a superb Realtor introduces her associate Charlene and herself as cracker jack Realtors who will get the job done.

by cheyenne2364 September 22, 2010

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Jack

Jack, the type of person to love German cars (BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Porsche) Loves vehicles and one of those car enthusiasts. Loves planes as as well highly interested in other mechanical things. Cares about its loved ones and especially there wife. Doesn’t look at other girls only looks at cars.

Oh look! It’s Jacks Bimmer with his wife!

by BimmerLuhv November 22, 2021