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Friends

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.
I have a lot of friends...😭
by Obsecuresalad May 15, 2018
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Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.
Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.
by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023
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dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.
A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
by Cumrocket69420 July 16, 2022
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best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will
Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!
by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017
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National Give your best friend a hug day

National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
by Ava Lane September 25, 2021
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so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass
(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped
by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025
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National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th
It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!
by KittyFunny August 4, 2025
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