Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

Jack Riley

we are in love with Jack Riley. Jack Riley is an incredible man in which we can always rely on to fuck you in siege, good or bad ways.

Finn: Man, you played siege today?
Charlie: yeah.
Finn: How'd you play?
Charlie: Like a Jack Riley...
Finn: Shit man...thats rough

by Balthasar Dominic the 3rd April 30, 2023

Jack

Has a large cock! At times can be a little odd and difficult to make plans with, unless it’s plans to go fishing. Usually uses the gym or Barbara as an excuse to not do things. Enjoys pyro and rock n roll. Jack’s are usually high on weed…

Trent- Where is Jack?

Josh- he bailed
Trent- Typical

by Trinklebear November 23, 2021

Jack

Jack= no bitches
You have a friend that can't pull bitches? They are a jack

Guy 1 : Damn, why doesn't any girl talk to him, he looks so lonely!
Guy 2 : Oh he's a jack. Don't worry about it
Guy 1 : Those Jack are hopeless smh

by LP_MaxTan0525 July 23, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023