one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

It’s cluckin time

When one pursues a win in a game or thing

Someone: We’re about to take this flag, it’s cluckin time

by cybercluck005 April 15, 2022

Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.

"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "

by Syedster April 16, 2022

story time?

people use it in comment sections when they have to parents, to cope

“story time?”

by gorlyees!!2928 April 16, 2022

Mug time!!!

Its Like tea time, but BETTER! Coffee, tea or ANY other drink!!!

(random guy)- that would be perfect for a urban dictionary mug. Mug time!!! Mug time...

(random guy) - yep.

by Nalya April 17, 2022

bendy wendy bath time

bendy Wendy bath time is when Wendy gets in her bath every night and sings her favrioute songs to us.

omg I heard Wendy having her bendy Wendy bath time ladt night

by eddiesmummymilkers November 3, 2021

Time Force

A branch of the military that goes through time to fix issues.

I cannot believe the Time Force just believes that I'm gonna rob that bank in 3 years! They put me on trial! That was an alternate variant of myself from another timeline in the multiverse! The butterfly effect has caused me to be a differnt person since the dawn of time in that one! I would never rob a bank.. I wasn't planning on it.. I PROMISE

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021