My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020
1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
by BigSight November 05, 2010
Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS
by FURRY FAGGUT February 13, 2018
To really enjoy or get enthusiastic about something.
Originally related to food, but now extended to anything that one enjoys.
Originally related to food, but now extended to anything that one enjoys.
Richard: "Wow, this dinner sure is swell."
Toby: "Get it all over your face."
or
Tim: "Halo 3 is coming out soon."
Brads: "Oh man, I'm just gonna get it all over my face."
Toby: "Get it all over your face."
or
Tim: "Halo 3 is coming out soon."
Brads: "Oh man, I'm just gonna get it all over my face."
by halfbrick August 31, 2007
the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.
also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.
hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.
hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
by B*RAD May 08, 2011
August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches
by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022