national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

cum gathering

creampie

A friend of mine involved herself in a cum gathering

by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021

He cums radiation

Most relatable lyric ever

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!

by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024

Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 20, 2024

cum

glue. but natural.

“Dude there was so much cum on her like whoaaaaaaaaaaaa”
“she must be an artist.”

by the REAL Freddie Mercury April 11, 2022

Cum Dumpster

It's like a Cum Dump, but it's a dumpster.

Ex. Your mom.

I just used your mom as a cum dumpster dude!

by You when you type March 29, 2021

Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016