cunt dowel

An old dirty tampon in the trash that takes on a brownish color. A cunt dowel.

My dog got into the trash and dragged all of my wifes cunt dowels into the living room.

by The Oddfather January 2, 2015

Cunt

Something that my dog calls me

Me- no more treats
My dog- cunt

by Your dog's ballsack December 26, 2018

Some Cunt

SOME CUNT- refers to a mystery person who has done some mythical feat. Some Cunt is actually a Japanese truck driver. Uncommon is this truck driver, but they still manage to achieve their objectives without any visual sightings.

Ooy, where is the box of beer?

I left it here unless Some Cunt took it!

by Hender99 December 15, 2022

pussy ass cunt

The people sitting around your english table

God I can’t stand these pussy ass cunts

by hahshdgeuebvd October 19, 2022

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020