get out of my car now

Wait,What?!! You really looked this up? Well umm... it's a angry uber driver meme. JUST LOOK UP SEX IT'S PRACTICE THIS OK.JESUS

YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATION IS RIGHT H E RE GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!

by FURRY FAGGUT February 16, 2018

GET YOUR HAT TURNED OUT

the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.

also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.

hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.

go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.

by B*RAD June 1, 2011

Sophie do you get me

When Sophie doesn't get you

Letisha: Sophie do you get me
Sophie: No

by vimto chewit June 5, 2019

lemme get my dick back

a response when someone falsely accuses you of something

speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!

speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back

by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

Get off your high horse

A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.

Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."

by Tekaiguy August 30, 2019

Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??

by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008