cheese

made of milk, expires sometime

person 1: bro what description for cheese is that
person 2: shut up we exist

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

Cheese balls

Cheese balls are so good for you

Can you go get the cheese balls over there

by Halal’s li cuckhxlxhx oh gxjx January 9, 2022

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?

*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"

by younerd July 24, 2023

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024

Big Mac With Cheese

The definition of "Big mac with cheese" is a insult also a comparison to a young teenager, Yob or chav because they stand outside mc donalads or jobcenter holding their genitalia talking about their super charged turbo 1.1 fiesta with a big bore exhaust, "ayye I lad " accent, Pure gas so they are "big" Wanna be macs "mac They are pathetic an greasy makes the "cheese"

1. Scum in a tracksuit also know as "big mac with cheese"

2.Criminals waiting for a burger

by Master obi konobi May 22, 2012

dirty amar (the cheese grater)

When you rub your mixed (preferably nigerian and hungarian) cock (also preferably smothered in smegma) against a cheese grater with reckless abandon, then take the shavings of dick cheese^2 and make an authentic queso sauce and invite all of your latin american friends over for Taco Tuesday and serve your authentic dick queso sauce to all attendees. Then, while the queso is still in their mouth, throatfuck them until ejaculation and shoot the dick cheese queso cum on their faces and lick it back up

'I went to this dude's taco tuesday thinking i'd have some delicious food but instead I just got a dirty amar (the cheese grater)'

by chezCHEZwoah October 13, 2025