Cat

An animal that is cool and cute but can kill you

What does a cat say when you step on their tail?

ME-OW!

by kiera_the_cat December 5, 2021

cat

a silly little being that can go :3 or :P. the silly can bite or lick or perhaps cuddle or maybe kick but theyre still very cute and silly :333

the silliest cat of all is milly the silly :P i mean she goes blehh :PPP shes so silly and probably goes meow

theyre not as mean or annoying as people think. they wont scratch up all your furniture if you give them enough scratchers and enrichment and they wont bite if youre not annoying them or pushing their boundaries.
please be nice to these sillies, and adopt :3 especially if theres cats that have been there ages or are a senior, theyre the least likely to be adopted <3

“what is a cat”
“how tf do you not know what a cat is”

“do you know milly the silly”
“yeah i love that silly little blehhing cat”

by sillylittlemeower February 21, 2023

Cats

One of the best things in the world. Cats control everything.

I love cats

by Amogus_20social_credit January 16, 2022

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

by an idiot :) September 16, 2021

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021