Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Third place friend

When you or another person is always third place when there is a friend ranking.

Hey! You are my third place friend! Right after Sheila and Kobe!

by Pop13 May 4, 2023

Family friend

A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.

Uncle Alan, our family friend, paid for my tuition.

by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 19, 2023

gucci friend

A weirdo probably sucks a lot of dick

You got a Gucci friend

by Shelbert1235 February 11, 2018

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Friends

people who know exactly how retarded you are but still love you anyways

oh yeah that’s one of my friends i guess

by okay??! August 7, 2019

Inernet Best Friend

someone who stays by your side no matter what happens. they keep you happy. they talk to you everyday to help calm you down in tough situations. they’ll never leave you, no matter the distance.

friend: how did you get through that break up?

me: my inernet best friend helped me

by 570.kole November 17, 2019