Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.

OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022

Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by anonymous September 14, 2020

cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

Cum Bombing

When you send an envelope filled with cum to somebody's mailbox.

My ex found out that I was the one Cum Bombing her.

by thesucc12 October 20, 2021

Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021

cum

For men, the white gel that comes out of your dick when you attain sexual pleasure.
For women, the mess which you cause when you attain sexual pleasure

Oh yeah, oh yeah, you are gonna make me cum. Please don't stop. Yes, Yes. Go on. Oh fuck. You are so naughty.

by Katt1234pwbepq;wa.sx h September 15, 2022

Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022