I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!

Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

what next

Used by the losing party In argument to hide shame and it could also be used by an individual trying to be cool in order to shame the opposition

“Johnny I think your fly is open” “ok bro,what next?”

“You know I’m right you just don’t want to admit”
“Ok what next?”

by Psychodrama bitch! August 24, 2019

what the chuff

Yorkshire saying - similar to What the F***?! But northern and better.

Bob: Chuffin' 'eck! Larry's gone t' pub withowt meh.

Steve: what the chuff is he playin' at?!

by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

What was the reason!

An iconic phrase previously used Superstar Cardi B, that is used when someone can not answer your question and is being sus.
The phrase can also be used when u feel that a person is lying to you.
The phrase is usually shouted or exclaimed for emphasis.

You: "Why?"
Friend "..i dunno"
You "What was the reason!"

by ValoraGalaxy December 28, 2022

It is what it is

A covert way of telling someone you’re in love with them

I know we haven’t dated long, but I think it is what it is.

by The real Joe Rogan May 22, 2020